XOXOXO JASON XOXOXO

Jul 23

quote If it was meant to last, it would have.

— Red (Orange Is The New Black)
Jul 23

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

Jul 23
Jul 23

roxylalnode:

charge—teamscourge:

itisanobsession:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

Wtf you guys can buy cookie dough in a packet?!

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Jul 23

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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Jul 23

djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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Jul 23

oniongentleman:

defender-of-fandoms:

justjustinnn:

OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.

THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.

This is the most beautiful love story I’ve ever read

Jul 23

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

Jul 21
the-hash-slinging-slacker:

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

i didn’t try to make the sound, i laughed hysterically  at the gif, then at the comment.  

the-hash-slinging-slacker:

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

i didn’t try to make the sound, i laughed hysterically  at the gif, then at the comment.  

Jul 21

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again